Spacecat Meets the Mystic King
Spacecat Meets the Mystic King

Spacecat

Spacecat woke up in the middle of the desert. "It always begins like this!! Always!! Or maybe I just don't want to wake up. Blah Blah Blah. I know why I woke up. I felt their presence. I can not lay idle any longer. I must meet the mystics and find what their purpose is." Spacecat got up, surveyed the barren landscape. He trekked toward the grey horizon in search of the Mystics.

His Dark Lordship

After many hours of wandering he was approached by two heavily armoured men with one eye each. They beckoned Space to follow them and this he did. He quickly noticed the huge amounts of mist around him and made sure not to loose sight of the warriors. It was not long before he reached the new mystic capital.

He was taken straight to the castle. There, on a throne sat the rubber and somewhat bloated form of Ozzie. On a throne to the right stood Slash, to the left Flea. Near the edge Yakra muttled about, planning strategy.

"And what would you like?" asked Ozzie oddly..

Spacecat

"You know what I'm here for. What is going on that warrants the re-emergence of the Mystics? And is it just a coincidence that Azala re-emerged at the same time you did? Speak up! Tell me your purpose!"

His Dark Lordship

"In order of your questions..." spoke the great Ozzie..

"We are here to destroy the long held hatred towards mankind by crippling them. The very fact that the dark lord's passing was felt told us that it was indeed time to battle human and moogle alike. We are here to establish our own section of the world amongst us and be freed from the corner of eternity that we hath be constrained to. And also, I want to see the boy I raised, and what he's amounted to since he betrayed us to your kind.."

"And for the second question..."

"Azala was a good friend of the dark lord. It was undoubted that he would feel the death of him. Now, If you don't mind..."

Everything blacks out, and Spacecat wakes up in the middle of the desert with a camel giving him a blowjob.

"By the way, we didn't have anything to do with the camel." thundered Ozzie's
voice in Spacecat's head.

Spacecat

"Ack! Gyah! Ick!" said Spacecat, realizing the position he was in. After letting the camel finish, he got up and considered the situation. On one hand, the mystics needed to be stopped. On the other hand, the armies of Bacca and the Northern Paladin could not be distracted from their tasks at hand, or defeat would be certain for the humans. Spacecat turned to his last possible ally.
"Azala! Blood brother of the Dark Lord Eric! Show yourself. We need to talk!"