Subj: [ffml] [MW] The Best Laid Plans
Date: 99-11-25 11:39:36 EST
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"Good," said Cyan V, "I'm glad everyone could maketh it to this
meeting." Gogo, The Fonz, Kat, Ladice, and Lance Henriksen were all present.
"There are three matters I would liketh to discuss. The first is the next
plans of the Henriksen military. Lance?"
"As you already know," said Lance, "our spies have reason to believe
that Albrook will be the Moogles's next target tomorrow afternoon. Our plan
is to station a portion of our Henriksens there, to prevent the moogles from
succeeding in their invasion. Meanwhile, many of our other combat troops
will be sent to Vector."
Kat spoke, "Since the moogles will be concentrating their efforts on
Albrook, they will not be prepared for an attack on Vector. Vector's
militia, who answer to Emporer Denar, will probably be the first to react to
our invasion. Lance and I had a discussion with Princess Ladice earlier, and
she says that the Vector Militia's battle tactics are very predictable. The
moogles, being unprepared, will probably just follow orders from the Militia
generals. So Ladice has agreed to help us formulate the offensive strategy."
Ladice nodded.
"The next order of business," said Cyan, "while not quite as important,
still warrants discussion, I believeth. And that is, Smura? Where has he
been these last few days? What is his origin? What is his purpose?"
"I've wondered the exact same things," said Kat, "I always got the
feeling that he knows something that he is not telling us. But his motives
seem pure, and I don't think we should question him."
"Agreed. Now, unless anyone else hath anything to add, I would like to
moveth on to ye next order of business," said Cyan, "Hitler and Jordan. We
art not allied with them anymore. Do they pose a threat to us?"
"Eyyyy," said Fonzie, "I think they're secretly allied with the Moogles."
"That's fucking preposturous," said Gogo, "The whole reason they
enslaved the happy fucking moogles in the first place was so they would
fucking have an army to fight Mog."
"But being the vengeful types they are," said Cyan, "do you think we are
also on their list of enemies?"
Lance spoke up, "It don't think it would be prudent to allocate time,
engergy, and men, towards defending us from them until we have have probably
cause to believe that they pose a threat to us. Besides, the happy moogles,
being the peaceful people that they are, probably don't have the morale or
the experience to be effective soldiers."
"But what about Lance motherfucking Henriksenia? You fuckers were
neutral for 600 years, and you seem to be doing just fucking fine." said Gogo.
"Ah, but we have actually spent all this time maintaining an effective
military. There is no indication that the happy moogles have done the same
thing."
Everyone nodded.
"Does anyone have anything else they want to bringeth up before I
adjurneth this meeting?" queried Cyan. No one did.
"In that case, this meeting is adjurned."
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