Subj: Re: [ffml] [MW] Witchhunt! (on acid ^_^)
Date: 99-11-09 22:28:34 EST
From: JohnMOG1@aol.com
Reply-to: ffml@onelist.com
To: ffml@onelist.com
From: JohnMOG1@aol.com
In a message dated 11/9/99 6:42:38 PM Pacific Standard Time,
darklord@compusmart.ab.ca writes:
> Adolf: CHAAARGE!!!
>
> The army lunges ahead. Despite JohnMogs arrows, they quickly fill the
> settlement.
>
> JohnMog looks at LisaMog.
>
> LisaMog: We have to get out of here!
>
> JohnMog: But... my people... my home...
>
> Moogle Guard: Chief JohnMog! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
>
> And they took off.
>
> They ran and ran from the smouldering village. Then, suddenly, they
realized
> something.
>
> LisaMog: JohnMog JR! NOOOO!!!
>
> JohnMog: What?
>
> LisaMog: He's still in the village!!!
>
> Camera super movement to the village. Adolf holds a little Moogle boy in
his
> hands.
>
> Adolf: Yesch. You schall be a good ransom.
JohnMog: Go ahead, take him.
LisaMog: Wh-what!??!?!
JohnMog: He flushed my good Rolex the other day. That thing cost me 10,000GP!
LisaMog: I...can't believe you! *smack*
JohnMog: Ow! Sorry, you're right. Let's get him back.
Adolf: Ve want...chickens!!
***Everybody looks puzzled***
Adolf: You heard me, schtupid! Chickens! Not only are they tasty, but ze
are powerful weapons! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!
***The crowd is still silent***
Adolf: You fools! Don't you realize it!? By slapping the bottoms of the
chickens repeatedly they become enraged to the point of homicide!! They will
peck out your eyes and eat your fingers and...cluck until your ears explode!
Now give 'em here!
Everyone: ...
JohnMog: Ok, you sick chicken-fucker. You can have your foul.
Adolf: I AM NOT A CHICKEN FUCKER!
JohnMog: Come on, did you expect us to buy the chicken story? You little
chicken fucker you.
Adolf: JUST GIVE ME THE CHICKENS!!!
***The moogles lead Adolf to their chicken coop (I hope I spelled that
correctly)***
Adolf: Ah, beautiful, seductive...Uh, I...I mean powerful, mighty beasts of
emense power and destructive capability!
LisaMog: Oh just give it up chicken fucker.
Adolf: STOP CALLING ME A CHICKEN FUCKER! I DO NOT MAKE HOT SWEATY LOVE TO
CHICKENS OR ANY ANIMALS!
JohnMog: Whatever. Just take the chickens and go. Put my boy down.
Adolf's soldier: Uh, sir, maybe we should ask for some money or land too.
Adolf: Do not tell me how to handle this! I am Joey Buttefucco! *stands
proud*
LisaMog: *psst!* Let's just give him the chickens and get him the hell out of
here!
JohnMog: Right. So that's it, then? You have your chickens. Please leave
and take your troops with you.
Adolf: On second thought, I want something else.
Moogle villager: You can't have the cows! They're mine! ALL MINE!
JohnMog: Eww...Anyway, what do you want now?
Adolf: I vant...rubber bands.
JohnMog: Rubber bands!? What the fuck?!
Adolf: Don't argue. Just give them to me.
***The moogles scrounge up some rubber bands***
Adolf: Here is your smelly little boy. I think he crapped on my suit but
it's ok. I have what I came for.
He leaves and the moogles start rounding up the dead and injured.
To be continued...?
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Hope everyone who's still into the MW liked my whack-ass episode :)
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