Subj: Re: [ffml] [MW] Witchhunt!
Date: 99-10-03 16:45:36 EDT
From: JohnMOG1@aol.com
Reply-to: ffml@onelist.com
To: ffml@onelist.com
From: JohnMOG1@aol.com
In a message dated 10/3/99 12:48:57 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
darklord@compusmart.ab.ca writes:
> JohnMog and his village are at peace. For the past 680 years they have lived
> happily. Little did they know that was about to change.
>
> A little moogle runs into his hut.
>
> Moogle: JohnMog! JohnMog!
>
> JohnMog: What?
>
> Moogle: There's a big army coming this way! A human army!
JohnMog gasps
JohnMog: Cripes, we have to do something! Who is leading the attack? Can we
tell at this point?
Moogle: Micheal Jordan and Adolf Hitler.
JohnMog: Who the hell are those guys? Oh well. Rally the troops and arm the
catapults! We'll show 'em what we're made of!
Moogle: Gooey red stuff?
JohnMog: No!! *sigh* Forget it. Just get outta here.
Moogle: Right away, sir.
Within minutes the small moogle army was ready for battle. Hiding in trees
armed with arrows and...pointy rocks, the moogles had only to wait for the
approaching army.
JohnMog: Hey you. Get over here.
Moogle: Yes, sir?
JohnMog: Did you load the catapults?
Moogle: Sir...we don't have anything to arm them with.
JohnMog: No boulders? Flaming cows? NOTHING?!
Moogle: I'm afraid not, sir.
JohnMog: Idiots! Fine. Bring me the largest, fatest chocobos you can find.
Moogle: Ch-chocobos, sir?
JohnMog: Yes! Big fat chocobos! They will be our ammo!
Moogle: R-Right away sir.
Shortly after...
Moogles: The catapults are ready, sir. Just give the order.
JohnMog: ...
JohnMog: ...
JohnMog: ...
JohnMog: ...
Bet this is getting annoying, huh?
JohnMog: ...
JohnMog: FIRRRE!!!
***
Jordan: What in the...
Several large yellow birds can be seen flying towards the human army.
***
To be continued.
(Woohoo! Johnny's back, baby!)
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