Subj: [ffml] [MW] Witchhunt!
Date: 99-10-03 15:48:59 EDT
From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
Reply-to: ffml@onelist.com
To: ffml@onelist.com (ffml)
From: His Dark Lordship
Cyan calls a council meeting.
At the meeting there is the normal council: Cyan, Kat, the Fonz, Adolf and
Michael Jordan. Also there is Lance Henriksen.
Cyan: Right. Now, we have recieved information that the Moogles are
attacking Tzen. Kat and Lance Henriksen have volenteered to send a relief
force.
Adolf and Jordan cast each other glances. They tried to look indescript but
everyone could tell they were holding hands under the table.
Adolf : I've heard that there is a... Moogle
settlement north of here!
Cyan: Yes. The Happy Moogles. They turned from Mog's ways centuries ago.
Michael: We have reason to believe that they may rejoin Mog's cause.
Adolf: I go kill them all! Zeig Hail!
Fonz: No way man, eh! Keep 'em neutral, eh!
Adolf: No! They are rotten Jews!
Cyan blinks.
Cyan: Excuse me?
Michael: Adolf and I are leading an attack on their village. That is all.
As Cyan tries to think of a word of protest, Adolf and Jordan get up and
leave the room. As soon as they're out of anyone's sight Adolf grab's
Jordan's ass.
Michael: Adolf, baby, not now. We have work to do.
Adolf: Fine, Fine, Mikey.
* * * * * * * * * * *
JohnMog and his village are at peace. For the past 680 years they have lived
happily. Little did they know that was about to change.
A little moogle runs into his hut.
Moogle: JohnMog! JohnMog!
JohnMog: What?
Moogle: There's a big army coming this way! A human army!
--
The eternal lord of darkness...
From: JohnMOG1@aol.com
*LOL* I have a kid?
Btw, I have NO idea what a german sounds like, so excuse me if my Hitler
dialogue is terrible :P
Also, don't bother trying to figure out why LisaMog is my wife. Vince is
probably the only one that would know anyway ;)
***
LisaMog: Honey, what are we going to do?
JohnMog: Take our son to the shelter, LisaMog. Hopefully the humans won't
notice the lock is broken.
LisaMog: Yes, J--
JohnMog: GO!!
*she scurries off with JohnMog Jr.
Moogle in the trees: Sir! What's the battle plan?
JohnMog: We aren't equipped for close-range fighting. Commense
rock-throwing!!
Moogle: Right away, sir!
The human army is pelted with thousands of small, painful rocks!
Hitler: Ack! Schtupid cat-things!
Jordan: We have to retaliate!
Hitler: Right! Let's use ze big deadly missiles!
Jordan: I don't think we have any big deadly missiles.
Hitler: Vhat?! *boink* Ouch, damn rocks! I told you to bring ze missiles!!
Jordan: I brought a bag of sandwiches instead. Sorry. *pelt* Damnit!
Hitler: It'z ok, Mike. You can make it up to me later. *wink, wink*
JohnMog: Great! We've got them now! Begin firing the arrows!!
Jordan: What now?.....SHIT!
Hundreds of arrows with...really pointy tips begin raining down on the human
army! *gasp* Will this be enough to put the moogles ahead? Will they win the
war after all? Did LisaMog remember to take her pie out of the oven before
she left for the shelter? Tune in tomorrow. Same bat time, same bat channel.
From: His Dark Lordship
Hitler: Sheet! Sheet! Faia tha... Sheet! Sheet! Grab the vallen and
chaaarge!
Jordan suddenly grabs a whistle and blows on it.
A concorde flies over and out come the 1998 Chicago Bulls!
Who are killed by arrows as they parachute down.
Hilter: Sheet! Sheet!
--
The eternal lord of darkness...