Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] Who to attack...
Date:	99-10-02 21:58:09 EDT
From:	darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
Reply-to:	ffml@onelist.com
To:	ffml@onelist.com (ffml)

From:	His Dark Lordship 

Mog sits in his office, with his customary whore underneith playing with his
dick, at one side of him is the Daemon Peer, the other, his son, Turan.

Mog: Now then. Uuuuun...

Turan: The Warriors are charged up about the attack on Tzen. Do we march,
Father?

Peer: Tzen... I feel something of insult to me in Tzen...

Mog and Turan look to him.

Peer: Yes... yes... of course... the shrine... the Shrine of Jason Cato.

Mog and Turan then cast each other glances.

Peer: Jason Cato and the Lady Paladin summoned me, many moons ago. But, they
opposed me. Now they must die.

Mog: Ooooo yeah....

Peer: I will march with your army today. I will desecrate the Shrine of
Jason Cato and free his lost spirit, and drop it upon ye to "Kupo"!

Mog and Turan look up.

Turan: YES!!

Cartman walks in.

Cartman: Lost Spirit? What kinda hippie crap is that?

Peer: I sealed the warriors of "Anime Expo" across time. However, soon
after the ones known as Jason Cato, and Beth Cato, wereseperated. Jason Cato was
lost in a Washing Machine, and the Beth soon after took her life in sorrow.
Those that saw built the Shrine to theGreat Jason Cato, so that when  Beth
returns to this earth she will enter the shrine and together again they will be.

Mog: But instead, Jason Cato will be my BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUunnnnnn...

And so the Troops march. Turan and Peer leading the way....


From: "Jason Cato" 


Wow!  I've actually been deemed worthy of being the target of an entirely 
too insane feeble attempt on my very existence!  I'm so happy!  :)

Hmm...guess I'll be needing this

* Cato leaps into the giant tree to retrieve his Murasame, and begins 
sharpening, for sadly it has lost its edge from months of non-usage

Hehehe...

Cato


From: "Beth Davis" 


*has been sitting under the tree, reading lecture notes for her JCC class, 
when she suddenly looks above and notices someone leaping into the tree*

**GASP!**

Jason! My Jason!  Wheeeeee!!!!! *leaps up into the tree to be with him*

Wait... I'm supposed to be dead or something?! *cry*

*Beth's spirit hovers over Jason, showering him with love, huggles, kisses, 
and general gleeful sappiness*

I want my physical form back! Jason, Jason, save me! *whimper*

~Beth
(Yes, this can be considered my re-entry into the Moogle War as... myself. 
^^)


From: Leland McKenzie 

Suddenly, from nowhere, The wacky Barchemist, Leland McKenzie appears.

"Never fear Beth!  I, Leland, the defender of truth and justice and all that
is good and right shal- --urk--"

From behind Leland, appears the Sailor Senshi, led by Chibi Moon.

Sailor Moon grabbed her tiara.  "That's for plagiarizing our call.  Now, if
you don't want to be hurt anymore, you'll stop with this stupidity at once."

Leland replied, "Well, why don't you put yourselves to good use and go stop
this moogle onflux?  I'm trying to bring Beth back, thank you very much."

With that, Leland pulls out his trusty elfstones and brings them to bear on
Beth's spirit.  "Let's see just what these babies can really do."

Beth's body began to coallesce into her human form.

She plops down next to Jason in the tree, and the lovers embrace.

"If you two ever need any help, let me know.  I'll be around."

(I guess I'm back too...)

Leland McKenzie