Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] 'Spread your wings and fly?' Part 4
Date:	99-09-24 18:45:44 EDT
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[In case anyone has forgotten, this story takes place over 600 years before 
Moogle War III, during the first Moogle War.]

     Kat and Vincent made their way to Figaro Castle.  At the front door, the 
guard told them to halt, then he noticed the phallic time machine in 
Vincent's hand.  "Ah," said the guard, "this must his weekly dildo delivery.  
Come this way."
    "Uh, yeah, that's it..." Kat deadpanned.  The guard let them in.  "I've 
heard stories that this guy was a swinger," Kat muttered to Vince as they 
walkled in the direction of the King's room, "but this is rediculous."
     They entered Edgar Figaro's room.  "Ah, my weekly..." the king started 
to say.
     "No!" Vincent interrupted.
     "What then?" asked the King.
     "We need you to fix something," Kat said, "It's very important."
     "Young lady," said the King, "I do have a knack for working with 
machines, but if you need something repaired, I'm sure you can find a shop in 
South Figaro that will do that for a price.  I have more kingly duties to 
attend to."
     Kat rolled her eyes.  "You may or may not believe this, but we are from 
the future and we need you to fix our time machine," she said.  Vince showed 
Edgar the Porno Trigger.  Edgar grinned at the shape, but was intrigued by 
the interface.  
     "Sure looks like I would imagine a  time travel device interface would 
look."  He opened it up in looked inside.  He was fascinated by the 
circuitry.  He took the Porno Trigger over to his desk and began drawing 
something on paper.
     "What are you doing?" asked Kat.
     "I'm drawing a schematic of this," he said.  Kat quickly grabbed his 
paper, tore it up and put it in her pouch.
     "Time travel is not meant to be discovered yet.  We're here by accident 
and we need to get this fixed before we each get back to where we belong."
     "Okay, okay," said Edgar.  He went to work.

     Only minutes later, he handed the Porno Trigger back to Vincent and 
said, "I think it's fixed now.  Good luck."  Kat and Vincent started to 
leave.  "Wait," said Edgar to Kat, "You look very familier, but I can't place 
it.  It seems like you look like a friend of mine..."  Kat looked back, but 
kept on walking.
     "So what ends up befalling this King," said Vincent.
     "If I remember from my history books correctly, he was exiled by the 
Reptites when they took over, and he went on to serve in the army of Lord 
Bacca in the second Moogle War.  But no one knows what happened to him after 
he inlisted..." She stopped talking to Vincent when she literally bumped into 
someone who had just entered the castle.
     "Oops," the strange young man said, "Sorry 'bout that."
     "No harm done," said Kat.
     "Hey, would you like to have this relic?"  He held up a horn.  "I was 
just about to trash it, but I just got the weirdest feeling like I should be 
giving it to you."
     "Um, okay, if you were going to trash it anyway," said Kat.  He handed 
it to her.  This whole situation seemed very surreal to both of them.
     "Let me tell you what it is," he said, "I call it the Henriksen horn.  
By blowing into it, you can immitate that natural distress call of a Lance 
Henriksen.  I don't need it anymore because I've succeeded in gaining their 
trust.  You can do whatever you want with it, just as long as you don't use 
it for evil purposes.  But somehow, I already know that you won't."
     There was an awkward moment of silence.
     "Well um, see ya," the odd fellow said, and strolled off.

     Kat was dazed, having realized that she had just met her distant 
ancestor.  Come on, said Vince, let's get out of this time period.  I need to 
find my friends, and I'm sure you need to get back to where and when you came 
from."
     "Yeah," she said, still in a partial daze.
     When they got out of view of the castle, Vince motioned for Kat to stand 
close to him.  He set the porno trigger and activated it.

Kat and Vincent reapeared in a conference room, with no one else in sight.  
"Hey," said Vince, "I thought there had to be someone having sex at our 
destination."  Then the two heard moans of, "Oh, Micheal," "Oh, Adolph," 
"Sieg Hile," and "Slam dunk!"
      "I don't even want to know," said Vincent.  He set the Porno Trigger 
for the 1950's, and disappeared in a flash of light.

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