Subj: [ffml] [MW] Continuing on...
Date: 99-09-17 00:54:30 EDT
From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
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From: His Dark Lordship
Latest entries in the Doman Chronicles, established by Cyan I over six
hundred and fifty years ago.
-"'Twas known today that the Vectorian Princess Ladice was returned to
the Doman capital. No one knows of the fate of the one known as Katt, but
Lord Cyan V was truely greatful to have her safe."
(2 months before) "It is known today that the Devil Mog has marched his
soldiers onto the Port city of Albrook. Venerable Lord Cyan V sent a
scouting troop to investigate and help survivors. Naut has been heard of
them since."
Cyan V sighed.
Fonzie: Don' worry, eh! Katt is alright!
Cyan: Perhaps...
Michael Jordan sits and eats a ballpark hotdog.
Adolf: Zeig Hail!
Cyan sighs.
Cyan: We must strike back, yet no one seems to be willing to fight...
* * * * * * * *
In Mog's HQ at Vector.
Mog sits at his desk, getting a rimjob from someone underneith the desk.
Mog: Unnnn.. Little higher... that's good.. unnn...
Cartman strolls in.
Mog: Woah. Welcome back, Dark Apprentice.
Cartman: Ya, the stupid Dark Lord insisted I come back.
Cartman's black Lizar guard stroll in, examining the room.
Mog: Splendid. I will have a room prepared for you.
Cartman: Sweet.
Cartman leaves.
One of the Lizar grabs a passingby moogle and starts munching on it.
Elsewhere...
Drugga: Jaana, yooz psychotic broad, woz up wit' yooz?
Sephiroth: I'd like to know too. Why the hell are we going north when we
should be getting an espionage mission from Cyan?
Jaana: Because! I read in a book that one Bishounen survived, and was frozen
in the north as preservation. I must find him and re-establish the
Bishounen population.
Sephiroth: How noble-wait a minute...
Drugga: Ah thinkz yooz aintz gotz wot liftz 'er loggie no morez.
Jaana: No, Drugga, I just feel like repaying the torture of how I had to
bear with a world without bishounen! I mean, think about it... No beautiful
males from countless Anime series making love to each other. The idea of it
makes me sick!
Sephiroth: Oh geez, you would have to settle for intruding on heterosexual
relationships for a change...
Jaana: Hold!
Guys: ?
Jaana: Can you imagine...
A world without a face...
A face of beauty...
Of a beautiful male...
A world, not a peace...
No yaoi, how can it be?
A world where men cannot lay with men...
The thought I cannot stand...
My love, is yaoi..
My dream, is yaoi...
Without yaoi, life I cannot stand...
Suddenly, several Jaananites come out of the woods and start doing Spice
Girls style dances.
Jaana: YAOI!!!
It's the way of existance,
There be no other waaaaay...
Ya-oi! I just can't get enough of Gays!
Jaananites: Yaoi!
Jaana: Yaoi...
Gotta have it!
Jaananites: If you wanna be my lover...
Jaana: Yaoi...
Jaananites: If you wanna be my lover...
Sephiroth: Aw man...
Jaananites: If you wanna be my lover...
Slowly fades out..
--
The eternal lord of darkness...
"I were suddenly given a penis, I'd just DEAL with it."
-The Druidess Kaitlin
-GM of FF2c
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