Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] 'Spread your wings and fly?' Part 1
Date:	99-08-26 20:57:23 EDT
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Previously, Kat got separated from her party and met the Vincent Valintine 
from the world of the Expo Wars.  They were then ambushed by moogles.  Vince 
tried to distract them, but their leader shot an arrow at them.  Luckily, it 
didn't hit Vincent or Kat, but it did hit Vince's dildo-shaped time machine, 
which sent Kat and Vincent to some other time and place...

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     Kat and Vincent woke up.  They're bodies ached.  They felt as if they 
had fallen a medium distance.  "Ow, my head hurts," Vincent said, holding his 
hand on his hatless head.  Then he spotted his hat on the ground and put it 
back on his head.
     "Mmm..." Kat groaned, "Where, or shall I say _when_ are we?"
     "I don't know," replied Vince, "but It's sure not the 50's."
     They both looked around and took in their surroundings.  They were on 
the outskirts of a cold mountain town.  They could see some houses, but 
something about the houses seemed strange.  There was no smoke coming from 
the chimneys.  Another strange thing Vincent notices was that there were a 
couple of Wererats, creatures who normally do not stray from their caves, no 
too far from them, having sex in the snow.
     "So what happened, anyway?" asked Kat.  Vince pulled the arrow out of 
the Porno Trigger.  "This," he said, "hit the time machine and must have 
caused it to malfunction.  I think it will need to be repaired before I can 
start looking for my friends or you can go back to your own time."
     "Well, that sucks.  Think anyone in this town can do it?"
     "It's hard to say.  It depends on how advanced this civilization is.  
But there's only one way to find out."
     Vincent and Kat walked into the town.  "Hey, look at that," Kat said, 
"It looks like that house has been broken into."  "So it has," Vincent says.  
The door of the training center at the edge of the town had been kicked in.  
Kat cautiously took a peek inside.  As soon as she had a good look, she 
turned around and fell to her knees.  She felt ill.  Vincent then looked 
inside and saw the same thing that had sickened Kat.  There were human bones 
and body parts strewn about, and blood all over.  Wererats were knawing on 
the remains of people.
     "What could have done this?" cried Kat, her voice frayed and emotional.  
     "It wasn't the wererats," Vincent answered, stoically, "They're just 
scavengers."
Kat made an effort to compose herself.  She pondered the situation.    
Vincent spoke, "I'd wager that this happened to everyone in town.  That's 
probably why there is no smoke coming from any chimneys."
     Just then, they noticed a man leaving the town.  Vince drew his handgun. 
 "Freeze!" he said.  The man did as he was told.  Kat and Vince approached 
him.  The man's garb was obviously Doman.  "I don't have any weapons on me, 
man," he said.
     "What's your business here," asked Kat, "Do you know what happened to 
these people?"
     "No man, I was sent here by the chancellor, ya know, to see what I could 
find out about this 'Moogle Cannibus' that the people are talkin' about.  I 
couldn't find any, and no one was alive to ask about it, so I'm done here, 
man.  Hey, do either of you know where a place called Lomlorien is?"
     "No, we don't," said Kat.
     "Yeah man," the Doman ambasator said, "I hear there's as much weed there 
as there is saki in the legendary Mantango."
     "Let him go," said Kat to Vince, "I know what's going on."  Vincent put 
his gun back into his holster.
    "See ya, man," said the Doman, who then began to descend the mountain.  
    "So what exactly IS going on?" Vince asked.
    "We are currently at a very significant point in this world's history.  
This is the beginning of what will come to be known as Moogle War I."

To be continued...

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