Subj: [ffml] [MW] "Lorraine, my density has bought me to you."
Date: 99-07-30 15:41:52 EDT
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Previously:
<< From: His Dark Lordship
Kat, Smura, Ladice and Jim walk away from Vector.
They move through a forest, where they see a man leading against a tree.
Ladice's eyes fill with hope.
Ladice: Boris!
Kat: Who?
Boris: I am Boris, the greatest warrior alive. According to Ladice, anyway.
Ladice: He has saved my family countless times. Will you accompany us?
Boris: Certainly.
And Boris and them march off into the woods.
They then hear something.
Voice: Kupo! Found 'em!
Two Moogle sentries appear out of the bushes.
Boris: Puhahahahahhaa.. I will slaughter you moogles.
Boris draws his sword, but is quickly disarmed by the moogle.
Boris: What the hell?
The moogles pounce him.
Boris: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kat: Some warrior.
Jim: Let's go.
Ladice: But, we can't leave him.
Boris: *uNF* Help meeee...
Smura and Jim drag Ladice away. >>
The sun is setting and the forest is getting dark. Kat loses sight of Smura,
Jim, and Ladice.
Kat: Hey! Where'd you guys go??
She hears Jim's voice calling her, telling her to hurry up, and keep up with
them, but she only trips on a nearby tree root.
She calls to them again, but this time, they are too far away to hear her.
She starts to walk in their general direction when she bumps into a strange
man holding a dildo. She screams.
Vince: Hey! It's alright. I won't hurt you. Why are you scared... ::He
looks down at the phallic device he is holding.:: Oh, that.
Kat runs, but trips over the same root. Vincent gives her and hand in
getting up.
Kat (cautiously): Thanks, I guess. Who are you, and why are you carrying
that thing around in this forest?
Vince: This may sound far-fetched, but I am from another land called the
FFML, and this dildo is actually a time machine.
Kat: You're right. That does sound far-fetched. Goodbye.
She is about wander off when she realizes the she and Vincent and surrounded
by some more moogle sentries, their leader weilding a cross bow.
Moogle Captain: Hold it right there, humans. Don't even try to get away. We
outnumber you, and we are armed. You can sit still like good humans and let
us kupo you, or you try to get away and get shot so we can kupo your pathetic
human corpses. Now what's it gonna be, the easy way or the hard way?
Vince: Guys, you're forgetting one thing... ::He points off to the side.::
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!?!
While the Moogles are distracted, Vince motions for Kat to come near him.
She does does so, and he starts to set the dial on the Porno Trigger to the
1950's. But then the Moogle Captain shoots at them with his crossbow. The
arrow hits the Porno Trigger, and Kat and Vincent dissapear into nothingness.
----------------------
Kat and Vince awake in a strange place.
Vince: Ow, my head hurts.
Kat: Mmm... Where, or shall I say _when_, are we?
Vince: I don't know, but It's sure not the 50's.
*********
Your turn, Vince.
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