Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] Vincent's return
Date:	99-07-28 23:28:56 EDT
From:	agover@midmich.cc.mi.us (Professor Daravon)
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From: Professor Daravon 

[This picks up at the end of the expowars]
	Vincent awoke in blackness.
	"Where am I! Ill bet those unworthy bas-" Vince uttered.
	"Shut up."
	"Who are you?"
	A small man entered, wearing the clothes of a 1940's detective.
	"Im Mike Screwdriver, the stereotypical film noir detective.  You've
been sent here by Peer, you dirty rat."  Mike said around the cigarette
in his mouth.
	"Where are my friends?"
	"THat rat bastard Peer scattered your friends across the 20th century."
	"Well, thats just *great*!  How am I supposed to get them together and
keep lamerz from going to AX?!"
	"AX is over, about a week ago."
	"I missed that much time?!?  SHIT!"
	"Never mind that!  Peer has teamed up with mog to give himself super
powers - and a human body! With that human body, that commie bastard
could reset the world!" Mike was getting upset.
	"Okay, okay, but what am *I* supposed to do?"
	"Youse guys summoned him! You gotta send him back to the IRC network
which spawned him."
	"Ill need my friends to do that! And Theyre scattered around the 20th
century!"
	"With Mike Wallace!  He's peer's agent in this world!"
	"Oh great! How am I supposed to get to them!?!"
	"With this!" Mike handed a dildo with several dials and a digital
display to Vincent.
	"What the--?"
	"I call it... the Porno Trigger. With this, you can get to any time,
any place, as long as someone there is having sex."
	"Well, Id best be off, then."
	"Yeah, I thinks so. See ya.  You might wanna look in the 1950's for
Jaana.  Ive heard shes there."

 to be continued....
-- 
Aaron Gover, the defender of Jar Jar Binks.
(aka Silky Jones, aka Vincent Valintine,
aka Professor Daravon, aka Darth Binks.)
agover@midmich.cc.mi.us
ICQ: 30189072
http://egads.gzero.org

"Fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. Hate leads
 to suffering. The dark side, fear is."
 -- Yoda, Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.

"People say I look like a cat. That's not true! Cats
 look like me."
 -- Nall, Lunar: Siver Star Story Complete

"What I told you was true -- from a certain point of
 view.  Luke, You will find that many of the truths
 we hold dear depend greatly on our own point of view."
 -- Obi-Wan Kenobi,  Return of the Jedi

"There is no knowledge which is not power."
 -- Rayden, Mortal Kombat

"Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
 -- Jar Jar Binks, Star Wars Episode 1:
    The Phantom Menace.

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