Subj: [ffml] [MW] At Doma...
Date: 99-07-22 22:11:36 EDT
From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
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From: His Dark Lordship
Through the market of Doma stroll three figures.
One, a burley work warrior.
Another is a silver haired man with a long katana.
The last is a bewildered dragooness.
The march into the castle, to see the king...
* * * * * * * *
Cyan: Look, I really don't care HOW great of an athlete you are, I'm not
paying you $71 million!!
Michael: Now, come on. I think I deserve that much. I got it for my last
season of basketball.
Adolf: Zeig Hail!
Michael: Look, Adolf, you're cool and all, but I'm really getting sick of
your racist remarks.
Adolf: Zeig Hail!
Fonzie: Eh! There's some visitors here! Eh!
Cyan turns around.
Cyan: Hello. I've seen pictures of you in history books.
Drugga: 'eally? Neefty. 'm Drugga, da Klubba, uv da Orkz.
Sephiroth: Sephiroth.
Jaana justs looks around.
Drugga: Weez hadz badz pertin's wit da fuzziez in da last war. Az 'm givin'
ya ma servicez ta beat up da fuzzies, 't least 'til da next WAAAGH!.
Cyan: Hmmm..
Sephiroth: You will find he is a very competent fighter. He defeated the
great Bacca twice.
Cyan: Are you sure? According to the legend, Bacca was a living god who
crushed all opposing armies with his bare hands.
Drugga and Sephiroth look at each other.
Jaana: Where are all the bishounen?
Drugga: Ahz beleeves da legund iz sumwot 'xagerated.
Cyan: I doubt it.
Sephiroth: Look, Bacca was killed by Drugga once. Some weird dude possessed
him and he came back to life. Drugga got some help from some diety-
Drugga: Ot wozn a deety. Ot woz da 'oly cundom uv titriarch.
Cyan: Huh? Look, I really don't care. You guys want to help, right?
Jaana: I haven't seen a bishounen since we got here...
Sephiroth: Yeah.
Cyan: Very well. Have a seat.
Jaana: Hey, do you know where all the bishounen can be found?
Cyan: Bishounen? Heh. Little late, hon. A plague 50 years back killed them
all off.
Jaana: ...What?
She set an icy glare at Sephiroth. He could not help but wince.
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