Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] At Vector...
Date:	99-07-22 20:23:02 EDT
From:	darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
Reply-to:	ffml@onelist.com
To:	ffml@onelist.com (ffml), Raven66@canada.com (High Ravenlord Kcin XIII)

From:	His Dark Lordship 

Mog sits around his table in his little council section of Vector. Sitting
around him are his advisors. They watch out the window as the moogles go
about their business in the streets. The humans Mog promised to spare
almost never leave their houses. The Moogles still Kupo them, just not to
death. A prominent delivery industry had grown in Vector.

Mog smiles. All was going according to plan.

Several Mooglings run in.

Lil' Moogle: Empewor, why is we battling the humans?

Mog: Why? Well... let me tell you...

He got up and walked to the window. He then turned around sharply.

Mog: Six hundred eighty years ago I was a little one,
When some maniac in a clown costume killed my brother through his bum,
Shortly after a thief who liked to be called a treasure hunter,
Tried to impress his girlfriend by hunting down my mother!

A thunderbolt lands near Mog.

Mog: I grew up cold and tired, and got stuck as a chief,
I took it mainly coz I could treat my peers like pieces of meat,
Then after Umaro and I defeated Kefka,
All the humans could do with us was to work on websites.

Lil' Moogles: AAAA!!

Mog: One day some scholars met to discuss us cannibals,
They had to agree with our food scarce and all,
They then uncovered our plot to finally strike back,
But they were too late. We took up arms and attacked!

Umaro: We Foooooooooought... Val-liantly.
And kiiiiiiiiiiiilllled many, a humie!
We had allies for a bit, but then, that was it...

Mog: Annnd they won! But it wasn't it, I took my troops and we then fled.
We attacked and murdered when we got the chance,
And then we discovered Bio-Implants.
The Moogles became the MoogleBorgs,
And we continued to make our prisoners our whores.
Though we tried to conquer the world, we were frutle,

Lil' Moogles: And now we call ourselves Cy-Moogles,

Mog: Right!

Umaro: But thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.. Tyranosaur....
Showed up... and... took our lord...
In our greatest moment of glory, he'd come and end the story...

Mog: So then Six hundred one years past,
We decided that humanity was a bas-

Lil' Moogles: Tard!

Mog: We now could manipulate bio-logy 
and our greats beasts were born that day!
Win we would, so we thought,
But then we hit a roadblock!

Umaro: There waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas this human warrior.....
Callllled... himself Bacca...
But his forces are gone, and we are still along...

Mog: However...
My Genocide is long dispersed,
I now wish to rule the universe!
The Vorlon could be a pain,
And that Dark Lord without a name,
He will be hell, but I will truimph because I am MOG!!!
Emperor of all! I may be a simple lord now, but soon I'll be a god.
Mark my words, by the year 2001,
Ruler I will be and opposition will be NONE!