Subj: [ffml] [MW] Departure
Date: 99-07-12 19:23:32 EDT
From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
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From: His Dark Lordship
Cartman sat at the moogle banquet.
Mog: And then, I ran her again! And again! And again!
Mog was actually getting somewhat drunk.
Cartman: 'xuse me. But I was told there was a wookie I was supposed to kill?
Mog: Oh, we don't need you to do that anymore.
KuMa: Oh Mog, you're so sexy when you're drunk.
Mog: I'm sexy all the time.
The moogles suddenly, one by one, being to strip and jump into a pile of
sexual madness.
Cartman: Aaaah! That is definately not cool!
Mog: *uNF* Why don't *uNF* you join in? *uNF*
Cartman: What? Okay, that's it! Fuck you guys, I'm going home...
Cartman grabbed his black lizar bodyguard and left the moogle's base. Back to
the Dark Lord's domain...
* * * * * * * *
Across his path was a quaint little mountain town, known as southpark.
Cartman: Ahh... home...
Cartman's buddies, Stan, Kyle and Kenny, were at the bus stop.
Cartman: Hey guys. How's it hanging.
They looked shocked.
Kyle: Cartman! Where the *HELL* have you been!?!
Cartman: I'm an apprentice of the Dark Lord.
Stan: Dude, you really need to get back here. Your mom's worried sick and Mr.
Garrison is using you as an example of what happens when you don't watch the
Jeffersons.
Cartman: He what?
Kyle: And what the fuck is with these dinosaurs-things?
Kyle's Mom : Kyle! Watch your language!
Kyle sinks his head.
Kyle: Sorry mom.
Two of Cartman's Black Lizar bodyguards grab Kenny.
Kenny: Mmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm!!!! (Holy Fucking Shit!!!!)
They tear him apart and start munching on him.
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You fucking bastards!
Kyle's Mom: KYLE!!!!
Cartman: Well, my amigos, I should be going.
And thus Cartman departed...
--
The eternal lord of darkness...
People always say that God did not intend homosexuality, but did Jesus not
say "Come thou, behind me"?
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