Subj: [ffml] [MW] Generations
Date: 99-06-01 15:01:19 EDT
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The young couple looked passionately into each other eyes. The young
woman ran her fingers down the the man's muscular, hairless pectorals. The
man gave her a deep tongue kiss, or at least he appeared to. "Oh Bacca..."
the woman moaned in a low voice after the kiss was broken. she tore open her
dress and laid back on the bed. the man followed her and knelt above her on
his hands and knees. "Bacca," the woman cooed, "I want to make you my...
HEY!" The young woman said to no one in particular. She looked off to the
side and said in a hollow tone, "Smura, you silly cat. What are you doing
here?"
"Cut!" yelled the director. "Kat, what is wrong with you? After 27
takes, can't you at least pretend that there is a computer-animated cat voice
by Jon Lovitz interrupting you lovemaking?"
The girl grumbled. "I think we need to take a break now. Kat, I
want you to use this time to remember your motivation."
The g-string clad Spacecat VIII, or Kat, as her friends called her,
put on her robe and returned to her trailer. For multiple reasons, she was
starting to feel uncomfortable about playing the part of Lady Paladin in this
movie based on the second moogle war, which took place 600 years ago, which
her ancestor Spacecat I was actually involved in. First of all, the writers
took many artistic liberties with the story. Second of all, every day
outside the studio, their were protesters who were upset about a Moogle War
movie being made just as a new moogle war seemed to be starting, even though
production began before the conflict started. There were even a few death
threats against anyone associated with the movie. The police said they had
the situation under control, but Kat still didn't rest easily at night.
Third of all, Leonardo DiCaprio, who she was not the least bit attracted to,
who was playing the part of Bacca was getting a little to much into the
lovescenes. Fourth of all, she hated with a passion the concept of Smura,
who served to provide comic relief.
Kat got cast in the movie in the first place when the producers found
out that an actual descendant of a MWII figure was an actress. Kat jumped at
the role because until then, most of her roles were in commercials for a
third-rate auto-insurance company. After she read the script, she complained
to the producers that sex scenes and comic relief were not necessary in a
historical film, but that was in vain. As a cast member, she had no say in
the content of the movie, and she had already signed the contract, which
among other things, said that she would be willing to do nudity.
Then the door to her trailer opened. Kat turned around with a start.
Her first reaction was that it was one of the people who had written the
threatening letters, but it was someone she knew.
"Daddy," she said to Spacecat VII, "How did you get here?"
"I have my ways," said the figure, shrowded in yellow robes.
"Why are you here, daddy?"
"Well, I was hanging out in that giant wyrm thing, and then my
servant told me that a new moogle war is starting."
"Daaaad, I already know that," said the 24 year old girl, "Don't you
ever watch the news?"
"Um, anyway," said Spacecat VII, "soon, you will be needed to fulfill
your ancestor's legacy..."
"...as it says in the prophecy," Kat said, sardonically, "Listen
pops, in case you haven't noticed, in the last 600 years, prophecies have
shown a tendancy to come true. And besides, just because the original
Spacecat muttered something about a legacy while he was delirious on his
deathbed does not mean that it was a prophecy. Spacecat was a great man, but
he was no prophet. My only destiny is to be an actress."
"Just keep your eyes open, my daugther, and you will see the signs.
The earth will call you when it needs you."
"Sure, daddy, I will."
Kat's father turned around and started to walk out the door.
"Daddy..." said Kat. Spacecat VII turned his head. "I love you,
daddy," said the girl. Spacecat VII smiled at his daughter and then left.
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