Subj: [ffml] [MW] The lost world Date: 00-05-03 22:01:31 EDT From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship) Reply-to: ffml@egroups.com To: ffml@egroups.com (ffml) Kat and Ladice awoke with a start. They stared around. Kat's eyes fixed on Ladice. She reached for her sword, only to find it missing. "Damn, must've dropped it..." she swore. Ladice has just the same look of bewilderment. They were in a dark valley, a low lying mist blanketed the ground. Towering confers almost blocked out the moonlight, except for a few places. All sorts of night creatures chirped. Out in the distance an Owl howled, silencing the crickets. "Where have you sent us!?!" yelled Kat. "I thought you brought us here!" yelled Ladice. Ladice reached for her side, grasping air. "My dagger... What have you done with it?" "I was about to ask you the same about my sword." "They've over here." said another voice. They both whirled to it's direction. All they saw were a pair of Red Eyes, and a set of horns that stood on then side of it's skull, that stood against the blue night sky. They saw a shift and a glimmer, indicating thier arms, in one of it's hands. "Welcome to the Lost World." said the voice gravely. Kat and Ladice stared at him. Kat attempted to stand firm but she noticed that Ladice had the look of fear in her eyes, a look Kat was heavily trying to hold back. "To answer the question you have in your hearts, yes, there is a way out of this maze valley of mine, but.. you will have to work together." Kat muttered something. "It's your choice. I'm sure the creatures that come in here regularly to feed would find you a most... delightful treat." And, in a puff of smoke, the figure was gone. Something suddenly clicked in Kat's mind. "Why do all these ominous characters always disapear in a puff of smoke, or a flash of light? Can't they be original?" Ladice just stared at her. Kat blinked. "Quit looking at me, seductive bitch." grumbled Kat. Ladice sighed. -- The eternal lord of darkness... Subj: [ffml] [MW] And the Rest! Date: 00-06-03 00:25:02 EDT From: raumkatze2@aol.com Reply-to: ffml@egroups.com To: ffml@egroups.com Kat and Ladice had been in this strange place for 2 days now. The first night, they had decided to camp out in a tree. The following day, they decided to survey the territory. They discovered that they were stranded on a small island. Nightfall was hours away. "We need to find a place to sleep," said Kat. "No duh!" said Ladice. "I mean, we should find some place where the noctornal predators won't get us, but where we won't be in danger of falling to our deaths, like we were last night." "I recall that was your idea," said Ladice. "Oh, what? And you've been full of helpful ideas since we've gotten here?" said Kat, sarcastically. "No, it's just that you seem to think you're in charge here and you keep ordering me around." "What's wrong, Princess? Not used to being in a situation where you can't get other people to do whatever you want by sleeping with them?" "How dare you! How DARE you!! If anyone here is a whore, it's you!" "I'd like to hear you explain that comment!" said Kat. "Okay then, how exactly did you land the General gig with the Lance Henriksen army?" said Ladice. "They made me their General because I am the descendant of Spacecat. Besides, I've never... um..." "You've never what?" said Ladice. "Nothing..." said Kat. "Hahahahahaha! You're a virgin, aren't you!" "Shut up." said Kat. "You're just jealous of me because you've never gotten any!" Without a second thought, Kat slapped Ladice, hard. This took Ladice so completely by surprise that it caused her to fall over. "Oh God, I'm sorry," said Kat, extending her hand to help Ladice up. Ladice sneered and got up on her own. "Anyway," said Kat, "I suppose if we could cut down some trees, we could build a makeshift hut. Now if only I had my..." The next thing she knew, Kat spotted a shiny object in the folliage. It was her sword. "I bet with that I could cut down some of the softer trees." "Frankly, I don't trust you with this," said Kat. "Fine, I won't help you then. Besides, if I wanted to kill you, I could easily do it with my bare hands." "Bah!" Kat said as she stalked off to find some trees that could be cut down with the sword.