Subj: [ffml] [MW] AWOL
Date: 99-06-19 17:11:21 EDT
From: RaumKatze2@aol.com
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From: RaumKatze2@aol.com
The more time went on, the more sick Kat became of this sorry excuse for
a movie. She had just finished watching them shoot a scene involving
Spacecat, played by Vanilla Ice. The writers protrayed Spacecat as a
loudmouth, womanizing, incompetent fool. Kat was sick and tired of watching
these hacks desecrate the memory of her great great great great great
grandfather. One way or another, she would get away from this movie. She
knew they would sue her for breach of contract, and she was practically
broke. She wondered how she would deal with this mess. As she pondered this
in her trailor, she heard a voice say, "Hey Kat..." It was the voice of...
The Critic? She turned around to see a real life special effect. It was
Smura, the computer-animated cat with the voice of Jon Lovitz. Kat rubbed
her eyes. She wondered if she was hallucinating. She looked again and Smura
was still there. "Y... You're for real!" she exclaimed.
"Yes, I am," said Smura
"But how? Are you the real Smura that was the companion of Lord Bacca?"
"No, I'm merely a special effect that escaped from the CGI lab."
"How? Why?"
"I'll explain how another time, but I'll tell you why now. I came to
you to tell you that just as you're great great great great great grandfather
was chosen by the gods to restore balance to the universe 600 years ago, now
you have been chosen. It is your destiny."
"So my father was right..."
"Yes. You must join Gogo in saving the vulcans from the moogles."
"Gogo? The one who dresses like my dad and who can't spit out a
coherent sentence because his vocabulary is limited to curse words?"
"Yeah, that's the guy," said Smura, "I know he's a little excentric, but
he has the aura of a hero. Now follow me, I will take you to him."
Your turn, Eric.
Aaron Ackerson
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