Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] The fucked up just got more fucked up
Date:	00-02-14 19:08:54 EST
From:	darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
Reply-to:	ffml@onelist.com
To:	ffml@onelist.com (ffml), Raven66@canada.com (High Ravenlord Kcin XIII)

From: His Dark Lordship 

The ocean breeze sprayed across his tough, scarred skin.

His louts, a large mosiac of humans, orks and moogles, rushed about the
ship, waiting for something to plunder.

Kaptin Drugga (da Klubba) surveyed his crew. He himself enjoyed a fancy
pirate captain's cap, and some of the fanciest clothes he could find. A
long, grey coat flew in the wind.

Allow me to explain how this occured.

After he aided in the attack on the Domans, he returned to Vector with
Sephiroth, and those weird Anime Characters. There, they sat camped outside
Vector, until one day:

"Hey, Sephiroth, mon?"

"What?" grumbled Sephiroth, stumbling out of his tent in his undies and a
bottle of wiskey.

"Wanna become Freebootaz?"

"Okay."

And thus, they ditched the Yaoi Beard Man and crew, and headed south to
Albrook. THere, they rallied up a crew of guys and stole a sloop. They'd
been sailing the high seas ever since.

"Hey, Druggs!" yelled Sephiroth from behind him.

"Wot up, First Matey?" asked Drugga as he turned around, and then was in
shock. Where Sephiroth's leg was the day before was now a peg leg. Where
his left hand was there was not a massive hook. An eyepatch covered his
eye. He had a gigantic earring on his left ear.

"Wot da 'ell didja doo?"

"Hey, since when are you the only person that can be a complete psychopath."
Sephiroth walked forward and fell. Drugga pulled him up.

"Get dat thin' off roight now. Yooz iz bein' stoopid like a weedy grot."

"Well... there's a problem..."

"Wot?"

"I hacked my leg off."

"Yoo wot?"

"I hacked my leg off with the Masamune."

"'n ah suppoze yoo hacked yer arm off too."

"And plucked my eye out."

Drugga slapped his forehead.

"Typical 'umie.." he grumbled under his breath. "Well, learn ta walk den!
Weez dun needz ya stumblin 'bout like dat shud weez see sumptink on da
horizon!"

"Also, I'm giving myself a new name."

Drugga groaned.

"Dat bein'?"

"Mad Dawg Selphie."

"SELPHIE? Wot?"

"Err.. Sephy, I meant."

"Rooight."

Mad Dawg Sephy flipped Drugga off with his hook hand and stumbled off,
attempting to learn how to walk with a peg leg.

-- 
The eternal lord of darkness...

"And if our dreams sometimes come true, then what of our nightmares?"


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