Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] New invasion!
Date:	99-06-15 22:20:20 EDT
From:	darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
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To:	ffml@onelist.com (ffml), Raven66@canada.com (High Ravenlord Kcin XIII)

From:	His Dark Lordship 

After his invasion of endor failed, and as he plans for another one, Mog once
again watches his crystals.

He now sees a great desert planet.

Tall, build men with pointed ears mill about.

"That's an odd type of elf..."

"Those are not elves." said Mog's new right hand, Kushu. "They're Vulcans."

"Good enough. Ready the meteors."

And the moogleborg are off to Vulcan. They land...

Mog and his generals, and bodyguard Umaro find some local officials to meet.

"We are here to conquer and annihilate you." said Mog.

"War is illogical." said the Vulcan leader, Sarek.

"Then you will not fight back?"

"You shall find us apt to do that." said Sarek.

SUddenly, loud, murderous Kupos come from the moogles behind the hills.

"Huh?" said Sarek.

Moogles, Moogleboars, and other moogle beasties begin to pour over the hills.

"I begin to see the fault in our logic" said Sarak before he was pounced on by
several moogles.


"Very illogical.." said another Vulcan. "They *uNF* molest before they *uNF*
kill. GAWK!" And he died.

* * * * * * * * *

Empress Terra and Lord Cyan V meet in the imperial dining room.

"I am glad you could make it, Cyan"

"A pleasure." bowed Cyan.

"Look, no one wants to face off against the moogles. Both you and I know the
armies will not unite under either of us..." said Terra.

"Then might I suggest we doth ask for outside help." said Cyan.

"Perhaps.." said Terra. "But, humanity would be much easier united under a
human..."

"Well, you'd better fucking find that motherfucker!" said a grim voice behind
them.

They whirled about. There stood a man in orange and yellow robes, with only
his eyes available.

"Who art thou?"

"I am motherfucking GoGo, motherfucker of the motherfucking motherfucker."

* * * * * * * *

Mog sadly had to retire from the fighting to work on personal business.

He pulled out the black crystal again.

We see the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne..

"The decision has been made, Mog. You will recieve one gift. Choose it now."
he said, grimly.

Mog sighed.

"Our invasion of endor failed because of a wookie."

The dark lord chuckled.

"So... you want me to send ye something to dispose of this wookie."

"Yes."

"Very well, Moogle. You have your gift. I shall send my youngest apprentice,
and five of my soldiers. Expect them in a few days."



-- 
The eternal lord of darkness...

*Death* to Kanis, of Dalnet!

"I were suddenly given a penis, I'd just DEAL with it."
               -The Druidess Kaitlin


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