Subj: [ffml] [MW] Heeeere's Patty!
Date: 99-02-09 16:03:44 EST
From: patszostak@juno.com (Patrick Szostak)
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From: Patrick Szostak
Pat and his fellow Mushroom Party-ers are marching across the...uh,
place, heading towards the leader-less Moogle Army, currently camped out
near Vector.
{Truffle}: (singing) Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
nuh...
{Pat}: (singing) IIIII'm 'Enery the Eight, I am! 'Enery the Eight, I am,
I am! I got married to the widow next door, she's been married
seven...times before and eeevery one was an 'Enery--
{Shitake}: An 'Enery!
{Pat}: --She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam--
{Biff}: Or a Sam!
{Pat}: I'm 'er Eight ol' man I'm 'Enery! 'Enery the Eigth, I am!
{Shitake}: Second verse, same as the first!
Many verses later....
{Biff}: 'Enery!
{Shitake}: 'Enery!
{Truffle}: 'Enery!
{All}: 'ENERY!
{Pat}: 'Enery the Eight, I am, I am! 'Enery the Eight I am!
{All}: Woooooooo!
{Pat}: Ah, there's nothing like singing a wacky song written by a Beatles
Clone Group while you're on your way to conquer an army and use it to
wreak havoc! Shitty, how far is it?
{Shitake}: Don't call me that. And we're about half a days march away.
{Pat}: How long would it take if we danced our way there?
{Shitake}: Hmm...if we danced, we could be there before lunchtime!
{Pat}: Well that ties it! Company...TANGO!
So the mushrooms get partners and dance their way to the Moogle Camp.
{Moogle}: Arrgh! What can we do without our leader?!
{Other Moogle}: Besides masturbating, you mean?
{Original Moogle}: Exactly. We can't very well wank our way to victory,
can we?!
{Second Moogle}: We could try!
{First Moogle}: Shut up.
{Pat}: Heeeeeeere's Patty!
{Second Moogle}: Huh? Who's the funny looking guy with the P-Chan
T-shirt?
{Pat}: Truffle, Shitty, Biff, get my podium!
{Biff}: Right here, your Pattiness!
{Pat}: Alright! (steps up behind podium) Here me, you tired and fuzzy
masses! Up until now, you've gotten your furry white rumps kicked by
stereotypical fantasy heroes! And I say that this must stop now!
{Moogles}: Woo hoo!
{Pat}: "Woo hoo" is right! Starting today, the Moogle Army is under new
management! And *I* am that new management! ...wait a minute, is that
right? Well, no matter! Because as of today, the tide of this war is
turning!
{Moogles}: Woo hoo!
{Pat}: Now, Moogle Army, are you ready to ROCK?!
{Moogles}: Yeeeeeaaah!
And so, the Moogle War takes a rather goofy turn.... ^_^
**********Brave Fencer Pat**********
--High Priest of the Sacred Order of the Cheese in Pants
--5th Decon of the SCG
--Master of Disguise
--Producer of "Fireworks of Love" for the CotMoHW
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Subject: [ffml] [MW] Heeeere's Patty!