Subj: [ffml] [MW] New King of the Moogles?
Date: 99-02-07 14:44:13 EST
From: patszostak@juno.com (Patrick Szostak)
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From: Patrick Szostak
Midday in the Matango Forest. The Morning Last Night's Party Cleaning
has been finished, so the mushrooms are busy practicing their dance
moves, mixing drinks, and perusing the loads of Ranma merchandise stolen
from caravans going through Ambush Pass. Pat is performing his Shampoo
Devotions, and Shitake is waiting outside his pagoda, when a mushroom spy
returns to Matango.
{Mushroom Spy}: (wearing Moogle Suit) Shitake! Shitake! I have just
received funtastic news from the Moogle camp!
{Shitake}: "Funtastic"? What are you talking about?
{Mushroom Spy}: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I have very important news!
{Shitake}: "Important"? What are you--oh, nevermind. What is the news?
{Mushroom Spy}: Mog's gone! Flown the coop! Outta there! Ran away like
his name was OJ! Six feet under! ..Oh, wait, that would imply that he's
dead. Well, he's not dead, but he IS gone!
{Shitake}: He's gone?! Well, I'd better organize a meeting to discuss
this important matter which has nothing to do with us!
Shitake runs into Pat's pagoda as fast as his little mushroom feet can
carry him. Pat was busy chanting in front of an alter that had a plush
Shampoo doll and a few of those incense burning things on it, but stops
when his advisor rushes in.
{Shitake}: Pat! Pat! I've got funtastic--I mean, I've got important
news for you!
{Pat}: What is it, Shitty?
{Shitake}: (indignantly) Don't call me that! Anyway, Emperor Mog has
fled from the fighting and cannot be found. Currently, the Moogle Army
is without a leader.
{Pat}: Without a leader, eh? Hmm...this sounds like the perfect
oppurtunity for me to seize total world domination. Come, Shitty!
Gather the rest of my trusted Mushroom Advisors! We're gonna go assume
control of the Moogle Army!
{Shitake}: Woo hoo!
**********Brave Fencer Pat**********
--High Priest of the Sacred Order of the Cheese in Pants
--5th Decon of the SCG
--Master of Disguise
--Producer of "Fireworks of Love" for the CotMoHW
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Subject: [ffml] [MW] New King of the Moogles?