Subj: [ffml] [MW] More plot twists...
Date: 98-11-03 21:42:44 EST
From: darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
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From: His Dark Lordship
"R.. really mr. Ogre, I don't need a prostitute!" yelled Jaana.
"'Eh heh, datz wot dey all sayz." chuckled the ogre as a bulge formed on his
thong. "Bot wunce yav been 'wit me, ya'll neva go bak."
"Jaana," said a voice from outside. "I finally recovered and they said I could
find you here." Sephiroth's head popped in. "I wanted to show you the-OH MY
GOD!!!" He stood there wide eyed. "I go into labour and you're out here with
Ogre whores?"
"'ey!" yelled the Ogre. "Ah'm 'n professinall entatanah!" With that, the ogre
pulled out his Ogre style domanatrix' club, full of spikes, and smacked
Sephiroth out of the room. The baby went flying and fell into Jaana's arms.
"Aww... he's sooo cute..." she said. "Look at the little fuzzball on his
head...."
Jaana made a few fake orgasm shouts, threw the ogre some coins and helped them
load Sephiroth onto the stretcher. She then went off with Faris to get some
cutesy baby clothes(Ork style.)
* * * * * * *
Karak, Kuren and Keren slowly trudged along the forest path.
"Phooey!" grumbled Karak. "Stupid Mog's orders. `Go fetch water, go dig a
canal so we can trade with the arabs' Blah blah blah.."
"You know..." said Keren "The canal thing wouldn't be so weird if it weren't
for the fact that only US THREE were digging it."
"Dammit!" yelled Kuren. "Ya fuck one chick and the entire world's against
you."
"Man, life sucks ass.." grumbled Karak. "Alright, this looks like a good spot
to start digging."
"We're in the middle of a forest..." said Kuren.
"Shaddup!" snapped Karak. "I'm in charge here!"
So, they dropped their shovels, set up and began digging. After a couple days
one of them came up with an idea.
"Y'know, we ought dig several places down to the same level rather than one
big hole..." said Keren.
"Good point." said Karak. "How do we get up?"
The all looked up the two story shaft they had dug.
"Son of a bitch..." grumbled Keren.
"Ah well." said Karak. "Let's keep digging."
They all agreed.
A few days later, the ground crumbled below them and they found themselves in
an intricate cavern...
They all stood up dazed, and then were approached by a purple clad woman.
"Hey.." said Karak. "It's that woman we fucked."
Schala smiled. But, what these poor moogles didn't know was that this was not
Schala. Rather, her evil twin, who experienced Schala's experiences, but had
been kept down in this hole since her thirteenth year when, at the anual Zeal
fair, she refused to stop summoning Lavos spawns which were killing everybody,
and thus Schala got the cute Pink Teddy Bear while her evil twin got the dumb
Yellow One. She then went berserk and molested the Golemboss, and was then
forever sealed down here. Thus, she hated her sister, and she hated all life..
Her name, it was.... WILMA!!!
"Yes, it is I. And I must say I rather enjoyed it." she smiled. "Are you ready
for some more?"
"Don't do it." wispered Kuren. "We'll get in more shit."
They nodded.
"Err.. sorry lady, but duty calls."
They began digging again.
"Now come on!" yelled Wilma. "I want some more of that sweet moogle semen!"
"Well.." said Karak.
"Keep digging" said Kuren.
Suddenly, Kuren was pounced on by the woman.
"AAAAAH!!" he yelped as he struggled out from under her. The moogles ran back
a few paces.
"C'mon, boys. Don't you want me?" asked Schala, who then ripped off her purple
gown to reveal a set of spikey bra and panties, black leather. The moogles
gasped, it was...
ORK LINGERE!
"RUN!" yelled Karak.
The moogles bolted down the catacomb. Wilma bolted after them, making
orgiastic screeches all the way. Finally she stopped and shot Karak with a
lightning bolt.
"AAAA!" he yelped.
"Karak!" yelled Kuren.
"Help me!"
Suddenly, Kuren and Keren were shot with lightning bolts, both unable to run.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" let out the moogles as Wilma approached them.
Hours later, after she had left, they could say one thing.
"Damn, that was good."
Unfortunetely, they had released the dreaded Wilma unto the world...
--
The eternal lord of darkness...
DL: Or a guy who ejaculates off the rooftops of buildings, aiming for cars.
Tortolia: Why do I get the damnedest feeling that you've considered doing
this at some point, Eric? -ffml
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