Subj:	 [ffml] [MW] Masked Mushrooms....SPIN!
Date:	98-09-26 13:24:36 EDT
From:	patszostak@juno.com (Patrick Szostak)
Reply-to:	ffml@onelist.com
To:	ffml@onelist.com

From: patszostak@juno.com (Patrick Szostak)


	The cosmos are infinite, but the volume of an old boot is not.  Entire
galaxies float through the universe, whose limits are unknown, but if you
try to fit a galaxy into an old boot, well, let's just say it's gonna get
kinda cramped in there.  Especially when you try to put your foot in. 
Your little toe will get crushed, and you'll probably get blisters on
your heel, causing you to go "Ow! Ow! Ow!" everytime you took a step.
	After Jimson Joe Johnson left Matango in defeat, Pat and the mushrooms
decided to try and out-party their best party in the history of the
universe, which took place two months ago.  The next morning found them
all too hungover to get out of bed, but the day after that, most of them
were able to.
	Pat walked around the village, deciding that their party two days ago
hadn't quite topped the Party of Two Months ago, since he couldn't
remember it.  Suddenly, he was overcome by a familiar smell.  He sniffed
the air, trying to find where the smell was coming from as Truffle and
Biff rushed out of their huts.
	"Pat! Pat!" cried Truffle.
	"Yes, I smell it," Pat replied enigmatically.  "The smell of battle..."
	"Battle?" asked Biff.  "I thought it smelled more like sake."
	"Well, battle and sake smell a lot alike.  But we all know what it means
when I smell battle!"
	"Our anime supplies ARE getting rather low," Truffle conceded.
	A big, mischievous grin spread across Biff's face. "You mean..."
	"Yes," Pat replied, "call the Masked Mushrooms!"
	Suddenly, all the mushrooms began tying masks (the kind that bandits
wore) over their eyes, and Pat donned his trusty Adventure Sombrero and
grabbed his bonbori. "The smell is coming from Ambush Pass," he said.
"Let's roll."
	Pat and the mushrooms snuck through the forest with the agility of
armadillos with porcupines on their backs (don't ask) and eventually
arrived at Ambush Pass. Ambush Pass, as the name suggested, was a small
pass for wagons and caravans to pass through, with steep sides that were
perfect for bandits and thieves to attack the trade wagons from.  Pat
watched as three carts pulled by disgruntled moogles slowly made their
ways through the pass.
	"Stupid Darklord!" one moogle grumbled.
	"Shut up, Keren!  Would you rather be dead?!"
	"This is all your fault, Karak!  You were the one who said we should
screw that girl!" said the moogle, Keren.
	"It was not!" replied Karak.  "It was Kuren's idea!"
	"Leave me outta your stupid arguements," Kuren said, grunting from the
exertion of dragging a wagon.
	"Why are we taking all this Ranma stuff from the villages, anyway?"
asked Karak.
	"Mog is trying to crush people's spirits," Kuren explained.  "And one of
these wagons has the Hot Spring Contest story in it."
	"Hot Spring Contest?" echoed Keren.
	"Most of the cast is involved in some sort of race.  There's a lot of
nudity in it," explained Kuren.  Suddenly all three moogles stopped
walking.
	"You don't think...."
	"....anyone would mind if we looked at some of these comics ourselves,
huh?"
	"Those bastards!" Pat said.  "How dare they defile my goddess!  In the
name of Shampoo, they must be stopped!"
	"But Pat," said Shitake, "maybe we should--"
	"Quiet, Shitty, if we don't act now, those cursed moogles will probably
get jizz all over the comics!"
	"Don't call me that!" Shitake said, indignantly.  Before he could say
anything else, Pat was charging down the hill towards the moogles.
	"Stop right there!" Pat commanded, instantly getting the moogles'
attention.
	"Uh oh," Karak said. "Bandits!"
	Keren sighed.  "I guess there's no rest for the horny.  Let's show these
guys what moogles are made of!"
	"Sugar and spice and everything nice?"
	"Shut up, Karak."
	The moogles prepared to draw their weapons, only to realize that they
had no weapons.  As the mushrooms surrounded the wagons, the moogles
exchanged desperate glances.
	"Uh-oh....."
	"I TOLD you we should've taken "Safe Pass" instead of "Ambush Pass",
Keren!"
	"It's not MY fault!  Kuren said to--"
	Pat tightened his grip on his bonbori (chinese equivalents of maces) and
then spoke.  "Masked Mushrooms.....SPIN!"
	All the mushrooms in the Pass balanced themselves on their heads on spun
all over the place while Pat beat the living jizz out of the moogles with
his bonbori.  It didn't take long for the moogles to admit defeat, and
before long they were running down the pass towards Mog's camp.
	"You haven't heard the last of us!" yelled Karak!
	"Yes they have," said Kuren, grabbing Karak and dragging him along. 
"Let's get outta here!"
	As the moogles ran away like little sissy chicken babies, Pat and the
mushrooms examined the contents of the three carts.
	"Look!  This is the best stuff yet!" said Pat.  "Comics and wall scrolls
and anime tapes and soundtracks and...look!  They even have the Doco CDs!
 Woo hoo!  What a haul!"
	And so, Pat and the mushrooms carried the carts full of Ranma stuff back
to Matango, and once they got there there was much rejoicing (and
drinking).


**********Pat "Cuisinart" Szostak**********
--High Priest of the Cheese in Pants Cult
--5th Decon of the SCG
--Wielder of Chicken Eggs and Swirly Glasses for the CotMoHW
--Student of the TKSP

___________________________________________________________________
You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail.
Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com
Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]

------------------------------------------------------------------------
To unsubscribe from this mailing list, or to change your subscription
to digest, go to the ONElist web site, at http://www.onelist.com and
select the User Center link from the menu bar on the left.


----------------------- Headers --------------------------------
Return-Path: 
Received: from  rly-zd02.mx.aol.com (rly-zd02.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.226]) by air-zd01.mail.aol.com (v50.15) with SMTP; Sat, 26 Sep 1998 13:24:36 -0400
Received: from onelist.com (pop.onelist.com [209.207.135.229])
	  by rly-zd02.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0)
	  with SMTP id NAA24578 for ;
	  Sat, 26 Sep 1998 13:24:24 -0400 (EDT)
Received: (qmail 3571 invoked by alias); 26 Sep 1998 17:22:09 -0000
Received: (qmail 3524 invoked from network); 26 Sep 1998 17:22:07 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO x3.boston.juno.com) (205.231.100.22) by pop.onelist.com with SMTP; 26 Sep 1998 17:22:07 -0000
Received: (from patszostak@juno.com) by x3.boston.juno.com (queuemail) id DP4B3JLD; Sat, 26 Sep 1998 13:22:30 EDT
To: ffml@onelist.com
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1998 13:21:31 -0400
Message-ID: <19980926.132149.-3168555.5.patszostak@juno.com>
X-Mailer: Juno 2.0.11
X-Juno-Line-Breaks: 0,6,11,16-19,21-24,28,35-37,39-40,42,44,46-47,50-51,53,55-56,58,60,62-63,65-67,70-71,73-74,76,80-81,83,85,88,91-98
X-Juno-Att: 0
From: patszostak@juno.com (Patrick Szostak)
Mailing-List: list ffml@onelist.com; contact http://www.onelist.com
Delivered-To: mailing list ffml@onelist.com
Precedence: bulk
Reply-to: ffml@onelist.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Subject: [ffml] [MW] Masked Mushrooms....SPIN!