[Note: I seem to be missing the first post(s) in this series. Anyone else have it/them?] Subj: [ffml] Re: [MW] Jaana Meetz Da Orcs....Again Date: 98-09-03 16:42:37 EDT From: "Jaana" Jaana made a face. "It stinks!" Sephiroth nodded, trying not to gag. "We'll have to get used to it, you know..." "That doesn't mean I have to like it." Jaana and Sephiroth had been overcome by the stench several miles back. It was a joke between them that the orcs, besides being ferocious warriors, had the strange advantage of being able to gas out their opponents with their distinctive odor. The stench now permeating the air testified to the enormous size of the army they were approaching. "I'm glad we missed the battle...." Jaana said, trying to take her mind off the smell. Sephiroth laughed, "Don't tell me you've lost your warrior spirit!" "Oh please, like that could ever happen." Jaana snorted, "I just don't like battling old friends." "You still may have to." "I know. " Suddenly, a figure stepped out of the brush in front of them. It was Kimbut, one of Drugga's lieutenants. "Hay! If'n it ain' Jaana an' dat goi sh' likez ta' screw!" "Oh great, a welcoming party" Jaana mumbled under her breath as she saw several more orcs emerge. A female orc laughed and pointed at Sephiroth. "Yehu! It'z dat goi dat looks lyke a goil!" The orcs seemed to get a big kick out of this comment, and began laughing raucously. Sephiroth glared at the orcs, his green eyes piercing. "Don't worry, Seph," Jaana whispered, "I don't think you look like a girl." She grinned at him. She turned her attention to the orcs. "Kimbut! I was just going to see your boss!" "Yah? Drugga wantz ta see youz too. He sen' uz out ta find'yaz.." "Oh, really? I heard you guys had a battle...." "We kilt da 'umiez gud dis tyme!" the female orc shouted, barely able to contain her excitement. She grabbed Kimbut's arm and shook him a little. Sephiroth raised an eyebrow. "Good god" he whispered, "I hope she can contain herself until we get into camp." Jaana poked Sephiroth in the side, stifling a laugh. Kimbut glared at the female orc and shook her off. "Git offa me, wuman!" She retreated to the back of the group, obviously upset. Kumbut turned his attention back to Jaana and Sephiroth. "Ya kno, dat Lizard goi wantz ta see ya's too. 'E sed if'n we seen yaz ta tell ya dat he wanz ta talk ta yaz." A smile crossed Jaana's face. "The Dark Lord?" "Yah.....'im" "Well, Kimbut, it looks like you'd better show me to your camp." Date: 98-09-09 22:35:34 EDT From: His Dark Lordship "Ookee dookee." said Kimbut. The Ork lead Jaana & Sephiroth through the encampment. The smell got worse and worse as they plunged deeper and deeper into the camp. Finally, she was taken to Drugga. "'Ey! It'z da Dragon Chik 'an dot guy she likez ta screw!" Jaana rolled her eyes. "So, wot bringz ya ta heer?" asked Drugga. "I need to get info on the opposing side of the story, and you're the only one I know isn't gonna try and turn me into a love slave." "Awroight, bot ah'm nawt da info mon. Ya need ta see da Dark Boss dood." "You mean the Dark Lord?" "Yah, dot dood." "Fine, take me to him." "'Ez out fer a couple dayz. Why don' ya stay 'ere fer a kuple dayz? Weev gotz wuughfest cummin' up in a day 'er too." Jaana looked at Sephiroth. "Sure." she said. "Oy, keepin' moind ya'll 'afta abide by Orky lowz." "Fine." she said. -- The eternal lord of darkness... Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice. -- James P. Hogan -GM of FF2c -Ruler of #ffml System: Amiga 4000/040 Opalvision ---INTEL/MICROSOFT FREE---