[Warning: Some sex talk. Beware.] Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 17:38:35 -0600 Subject: [ffml] [MW] A Journey... From: His Dark Lordship Princess Alena, the Chancellor Cristo, and the Wizard Brey are journeying along through the woods, searching for Necrosaro so they can discover the fate of the lost people of Santeem. "*Ahem* Where did that sailor say he'd ship us to?" asked Alena. "He said he'd send us to a great empire." informed Cristo. "Can't you men ever be more specific?" she asked angrily as she kicked a tree. "If you two children wouldn't mind... we seem to have come across a totem of the locals..." cut in Brey. The other two turned. Cristo looked disgusted, Alena looked exited. "Wow! That's gotta be the biggest wang I've ever seen!" she exclaimed. "It's made of stone.." groaned Cristo. "Yeah, that's it. A 20 ft tall stone penis." concluded Alena. "If I may, this would likely be an idol of either the moogles or the orks." said Brey. "Moogles?" asked Cristo. "Aren't those the strange, little white puffballs that chained people to the ground and screwed them until they died of exhaustion?" he took a deep breath "That a wounded traveler came in and warned the king about?" "Princess, we should be leaving." said Brey. "Alright, alright" said Alena. "Just give me a second." She walked slowly towards the idol. "*Ahem* Princess, what are you doing?" asked Cristo. "I just gotta give this thing a lick." said Alena. Brey and Cristo looked at each other. "PRINCESS!" yelled Cristo. Alena ran her tongue up the side of the stone idol. A brief trip around it and she trotted back to the group. "Tastes furry." she said with disgust. "Can we go now?" asked Cristo. They turned to leave, and then it happened... The grounded rumbled.. as if it were saying something... "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOORRRRRRRR" "*Ahem* I'm with you Cristo." said Alena. "Let's get out of here!" They turned and ran. However, Brey, with his age, fell quickly. Alena rushed back to his side. "Brey!" "Go on without me..." he coughed. "We're not leaving you!" she yelled. Just then, the earth shook with movement. The trio looked up, and the sun was blocked by a giant nob... It was the idol... It was dildo weapon... Date: Tue, 14 Jul 1998 22:47:58 -0600 Subject: [ffml] [MW] The continuing adventures of Princess Alena Alena, Cristo and Brey are bound and hauled deep into the empire by Dildo Weapon, where they are brought before Mog. "Wh.. What are you gonna do to us?" stammered Cristo. "You try anything puffball, and.." stopped Alena, suddenly realizing she was bound hand and foot. "Silence." growled Mog. "You will answer my questions only." "Well start." grumbled Brey. "Fine." said Mog. "Why did you disturb the meditation of my dildo weapon with your sexual antics?" "It was a giant wang. A nice looking one too. I couldn't resist. Any woman would've done the same thing in my position." explained Alena. "I'm taking you before the alliance." said Mog. "Dang," thought Alena. Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1998 13:43:44 -0600 Subject: [ffml] [MW] Alena's Quest Alena, Cristo and Brey were chained up and brought before the counsel of the alliance. "What were you doing penetrating moogle borders!?!" yelled Mog angrily. "We were unaware of where we were." The counsel fell silent. "You may be innocent, but we cannot let you loose with the knowledge you hold," said the Watcher. "You will have to work for us, or die." Mog was rubbing his cock, hoping for the latter answer. Alena sighed. "Of course we'll work for you," she said. "What kind of job do you need us to do?" "In ordah ta succeed in da mission we currently seek to acomplish, weez need a unike persun. Ah want ya ta find me da `Breasted Man'" A scary tone fills the room. "Breasted Man!?!" said Alena with awe. "So, we just need to find some fat guy?" "No, No, No, babe. 'dis man's qwoight buff. Bery muclear. Bot 'ez got a bosom." Cristo shook his head. "That's a little nuts" "We'll do it." cut in Alena. "We will!?!" asked Brey. Alena pointed to Mog, who was still scratching himself. Brey sighed. "We will."