Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 14:01:38 -0600
Subject: [ffml] [MW] Ugh..

From: His Dark Lordship <ebowling@compusmart.ab.ca>

Da, it 'appened 'en da meestikz kame frum Nikeah...

Dey sed dat Bakka 'ent 'an attakked dem.

Now, Uzzie 'ants us ta go 'an whack Bakka.

Bot first, weez 'ad ta secure da alliance wit Mawg.

'e sed 'e'd join if 'e cud get noo kweenz 'an kupo 'is enameez.

Dis we agweed tu.

Ma Trollz iz gettin' dar klubbz.

Evan da dead guyz iz 'elpin' uz out.

An' Lord Sian uv Doma 'as promized ta not 'elp Bakka out 'as he noz da situation.

Ma Shaman iz ready.

Suddenly, Drugga stands before Bacca, and several orks stand before the soldiers. In a 
swift motion, they proceed to kick everyone in the nutz.

Then they are gone.

'ee 'ee 'ee.. Dat wuz fun.