Subj:	 [ffml] [HD] Where's Keny?
Date:	01-02-15 13:57:05 EST
From:	pyxie@quiknet.com (pyxie)
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FINALLY! Sorry this took so long in coming. But here it is. Time for 
the journey to start kickin' again.

Pyxie and her group are heading back to AGSOSA harem in order to find 
out who her assasin is...and to find the missing Rydia.

****

Cait Sith wiggled his feline nose, his pointy ears alert as he sensed 
someone following them.

In front of him, Pyxie led the group atop her purple chocobo. Her 
three bodyguards...er...man whores as she calls them, followed right 
behind her in a protective semi-circle.

"Why do we gotsa ride these ornery little buggars?!" Bix complained, 
striving to keep from falling off his energetic chocobo.

"Stop bein' such a ninny!" Hortian yelled back, trying to look cool 
and confidant while keeping a deathgrip on his chocobo. No way was he 
gonna show everyone that his balls were in pain from the bouncy ride.

Pyxie just kept on cooing and chattering happily to hers. It was her 
first time to ever ride a chocobo and she found the experience 
thrilling. 

The sun had set 2 hours ago, and the air was starting to chill. A 
loud sneeze from behind a bush to their right caused everyone to 
abruptly halt. In less then a blink, Hortian, Bix, Pokey and Cait 
Sith had fully encircled Pyxie. 

"Who's there?! Show your self!" 

Another sneeze followed by the rustling of leaves came from somewhere 
to the left. Before Pokey could stop them, Bix and Hortian ran 
forward and pounced into the shrubs. Sounds of grunts and curses 
wafted back to the three standing in the middle of the deserted road.

"WAIT!! I-it's just me! Kenaron!"

Cait Sith heard the moogle's voice and quickly intervened. 
Maneuvering his moogleboar towards the bustle, he yanked Kenaron from 
being beaten to a pulp.

"What are you doing following us in such a sneaky manner?" 

Kenaron tried to squirm free from Cait Sith's grasp, but seeing the 
two burly men with their weapons at ready, he decided this was the 
lesser of two evils.

"W-well you s-see, Ladaku told me about your run in with the Gyro 
Bandits." Kenaron focused on keeping oxygen in his lungs as he 
explained his situation. "And since I happen to know a lot ab-about 
gangs, he thought I'd be able to help you guys out."

Pokey saw the moogle's face turning red and requested for Cait Sith 
to let him down. With a twitch of his tail, the moogleboar opened 
it's fist and dropped Kenaron on the ground.

"Ya know, Keny, next time you plan on helping out," Pyxie 
lectured, "you oughta be more forward? Rather than sneaking around 
and looking suspicious."

"Yes," Kenaron replied, rubbing his bruised bottom and gasping for 
breath, "I was just waiting for the right time to introduce myself."

He stood up and took mental note of this strange party he was 
joining. The lady was a hottie, that's for sure. But those guys 
standing next to her were something to recon with. Kenaron turned 
away from them and went back to staring at Pyxie.

"By the way," he muttered, "the name's Kenaron...NOT Keny."

Pyxie just laughed at him and offered her hand for a shake.

"Nice ta meetcha, Mister Keny." She winked saucily at him, making the 
poor moogle blush unexpectedly. "Two moogles in my party. What a 
treat! I oughta start a collection for my harem."

"Ok ok, enough of this nonsense! I say we stop and settle here for 
the night."

Pyxie nodded in agreement to Cait Sith, and together they headed back 
to unload their pack. Kenaron watched in fascination as the little 
lady walked away. Somehow he had this strong feeling inside of him. 
No, not lust...well, ok...maybe a little. But mostly of  
protectiveness. 

Why would anyone want her dead?? Mystery indeed, hmmmm...

"Look at that, the guy's actually drooling!"

"Better close that mouth o' yers before you catch some flies with it. 
HO HO HO!"

Bix and Hortian rolled into each other, laughing and holding onto 
their quaking bellies. Hastily shutting his mouth, Kenaron made ready 
to shoot insults of his own but a hand on his head stopped him.

"Don't mind those two," Pokey said, nodding his head towards their 
direction. "They're just relieved that it wasn't more assassins after 
our mistress. Let them have their fun."

Kenaron grunted, and reluctantly followed Pokey to where the chocobos 
stood.