Subj:	 [ffml] [HD] Oi! Dakka Dakka Dakka!
Date:	00-12-31 00:32:15 EST
From:	darklord@compusmart.ab.ca (His Dark Lordship)
Reply-to:	ffml@egroups.com
To:	ffml@egroups.com (ffml)

The beach of late had been pretty dull.

Normally, Drugga entertained himself by engaging in a variety of activities;
wrestling various large beasts, throwing dwarves into walls, knitting,
prank calling Jaana and Sephiroth...

Actually, come to think of it, he hadn't done the latter in awhile. Drugga
walked over to a palm tree and pulled off some bark, revealing a phone. He
put the reciever to his ear.

"Uh, yah. Put me throo ta Jaana'z place, oi."

A few moments later, Jaana picked up the phone.

"Hello?" she asked fairly warily.

"Oi, Ah'm frum aftaliv newz, 'an weez iz offerin' a smashin' deel 'un our
yaoi 'zine roight now.  Fourteen free issuez 'fer juz nin nighty foive."

"Oh really?"

"Yah, weez juz needz ta do a survey 'n weez'll sin ya up."

The voice fell silent for a moment, then she perked up.

"Okay."

"Awright. Doez Sephiroth shave 'iz ballz?"

"No, I shave them for him." she said. Then, a second later; "Wait a minute,
is this Drugga?"

"Oi."

"God dammit!" she yelled as she hung up. Drugga snickered, then shrugged.

He was bored.

"Mork'z butt, ah wish they'd 'ave anuthah war back in da livin' werld 'er
sumptink."

Then he stopped for a moment.

"Livin' werld... datz it!"

Drugga ran back to his cabin, his powerful ork body glistening in the
sunlight. On the wall was his trademark weaponry, the klubbas.

Grabbing them, he balanced them out.

"Oi, little 'evier den I 'member, but wotever."

Then, Drugga struck out the doorway. Certainly there was something fun to do
in the world of the living, and he would find it, and smash things, of
course.

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