From: "His Dark Lordship" To: "ffml" ; "Hillion Dynasty" Subject: [ffml] [HD] Kentucky Avenue with a hotel for Boardwalk and a house? Date: Friday, July 13, 2001 7:11 PM Drugga examined the board very carfully. Nicotron had him in a very percarious position. Depending on the roll of the dice, it would make or break this game. "Can we get on with it?" yawned Hiryuu. "I agree." grumbled Nicotron Z. "Either way, I've got you beat, you're just prolonging the inevitable." "Big talk 'fer a worthless 'umie." chuckled Drugga as he rolled the dice. "Yeah, and my human upbrining taught me basic math." "Twelve, doublez. I getz another turn." "No way..." spat Nicotron. "That chance was one in twenty! The odds were heavily in my favour!" "Oh wellz. Datz wot yooz getz 'fer doin' math." Drugga happily moved his dog token past Go. "Gimme $200, bitch." "Fucking christ..." grumbled Hiryuu has he drew eight $20 bills out of the reserve. "You guys really need to start spending your higher bills. I just ran out of twenties." "Well, this stupid Ork is never gonna drain my reserve, but he insists on playing." "Bah, ah refuse ta be beaten." Hiryuu and Nicotron Z sighed. Drugga rolled again. He landed in the visiting section of the jail. "Yer turn." Nicotron Z calculated the odds of him landing on a charity chest icon, then sighed and rolled the dice. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.... Pacific!?! WITH HOTELS!?!" "Heh, sinze weez iz playin wit ma style, twelve hotels means..." "It doesn't say on the card, Drugga..." "Hmm, zo it doezn't. Oh well. Ya owe me $21,000." "WHAT!?!" Nicotron Z's eyes flashed in fury. "I don't have $21,000." "'den I guess yer bankrupt." "Dah!" Nicotron Z rose up and threw his fist through a cubbord. "Why the fuck didn't I... ARRRGH!" "Woah, Nico, take a pill..." muttered Hiryuu. Nicotron Z glared at him, then reached into an opening, took out a white cube and ingested it. His flaring eyes turned to happy symbols. "Ah, much better. Another game?" "Maybe we should switch games. We've been playing Monopoly for about 2 weeks straight." muttered Hiryuu. "Yah, letz switch back to Risk." "No, Drugga." "Woight not?" "Because for some reason you have a bunch of 'Orky Troops' where on Orky troop is the strength of ten human soldiers." "Well'ere I cum frum weez don't even YOOZE the 'umie troopz. Weez just 'melt 'em on our skin." "..... that's great, Drugga." "Bah, wotever. Let'z play Clue then." "No, Drugga." "Wot now?" "If you recall, you attempted to sniff out the killer and inhaled a set of dice, and then sneezed them out into my joints." "Oh yah..." "You know..." muttered Hiryuu. He then continued with a raising voice; "It would be really nice if we EVER GOT OFF TO DOING SOMETHING." The atmosphere of the room changed suddenly as Golbez walked in. "I told you before. We can't approach crystal peak until Godzilla has left-hey! Is that Monopoly?" They all nodded. "I used to be the god of this game. Hmm... oh, sweet! The thimble isn't taken. I always use the thimble..." -- The eternal lord of darkness... "Years from now, historians will question if such a man ever really existed." - Albert Einstein -The undisputed Master of Final Fantasy 2 -GM of FF2c -Lord of the FFML ICQ UIN# 23424269 IRC Nicks: PerfectDarkLord, TheDarkLord, DarkLord, GannondorfDragmire, WhiteKnightLeo, Mr_Saturn, Drugga, DragonLord, Blackthorne System: Amiga 4000/040 Cybervision64 & Opalvision Running Workbench 3.5 ---INTEL/MICROSOFT/AOL FREE--- Time is the best teacher; unfortunatly it kills all its students. Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/